Are these Universal Laws ?

Some ergodic thoughts crossed my mind, most of these encountered in real life in some format or the other. I don't know whether it happens with me only or is it generic across all.

I thought of clubbing few of these.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. This is common and has happened to me many a time in traffic.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you are under pressure, demanding an immediate rush to rest room...pee.....

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. I feel the credit card service providers and the banks offering loans use this law to the utmost. They call this tele-marketing but it is f***ing frustrating to take those calls.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee/tea or to engage yourself in some healthy FTP [full time pass], your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee/tea turns cold or you loose the ebullience that you had earlier.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. I have heard many interesting anecdotes from friends and others on this topic. Applies to events and incidents in classrooms, work places, meetings, conversation among friends, online forums, etc etc. Abbey usko mast topee pahnaya re

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